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New French tank!

#1
Reuters revealed today that France has introduced a new tank into its military forces.
It has 14gears! Thirteen go in reverse and one forward in case the enemy attacks from behind



Could'nt resist :D
 
#3
It also has a new technological innovation - an Offensive Aid Suite (OAS) - which comprises a big long tube wot fires projectiles at other tanks.

Well, it's new to the French :D
 
#5
And don't forget it now only has tyres instead of track to minimise the damage caused when driving in reverse over your own troops whilst tactically running away.New Eu Directive.
 
#6
Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.
 
#11
Gunsablazin spoke thusly:
"Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military. "

Very very good.
 

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