New: Forestaro v Western poll

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Porridge_gun, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. Forestaro knack Western - Westerns a cock

    53 vote(s)
  2. Western knack forestaro - forestaros a cock

    13 vote(s)
  3. Sort out thier squibbles in PM unless they are really going to meet, get naked and have a set to.

    56 vote(s)

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  1. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Last night saw Western challenge to meet Forestaro in the real world, Forestero responded with a threat to knock him into the middle of next week.

    Then lots in squabbling and bickering resulting in a poll with two choices - Is Forestaro an idiot or a child.

    It went to ten pages, the poll didn't seem popular but the thread was, so here is a new thread.

    Who would you like to see knack who:-
  2. My moneys on Western delivering a knock out blow akin to a Rocky film finale.

    However in my twisted mind, Western doesn't stop after the winning blow. He proceeds to rape Forestero quite rudely and aggressively before depositing his milk on Forestero's face and lips.
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  3. Oh great another online bitch fight. Will they actually get together and belt fuck out of each other? No? Didn't fucking think so...
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  4. I tend to ignore the pair of dripping quims.

    But in this case, Forastereo has fallen way short of what is expected of a moderator. Far from cleaning up and ensuring harmony, the bellend has encouraged and promoted this latest game of handbags.

    Bang the soft cunt on privs for a month.
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  5. Put down the porn & step away....
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  6. Sensible answer: Western had a mardy because a Mod did what their job specs required and cleared up some shit in a shit thread. Sod the poll, let's just stand around pointing and laughing at the monkey having a sob.

    Poll answer: PM it unless you're going to have an entertaining barney containing witty insults and creative swearing.

    Homo erotic answer: Strip them naked and smear them in chip fat and make them fight it out in front of a paying crowd. First cunt to mention pickled eggs gets kicked in the colon.

    It'd be like the scene from Women in Love but with smaller winkies.
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  7. No sandbag filling? ;)
  8. It could be arranged very easily. ( I know someone who specialises in that )
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  9. I have noticed a definate sexual frustration in your posts of late but at least your Equal opportunities are on the ball as its aimed at females, males and monkeys.
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  10. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I like Western, he clearly gains immense enjoyment from winding up dripping quims and everyone seems to bite.

    Good show Western.
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  11. At least Western is ex Army unlike some of the dribbling quims we get from the RBAB.
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  12. I'm a very fair chap who treats everyone the same regardless of their skin hue, sexuality or disabilty.

    Ergo, they are all cunts.
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  13. Will there be a BBQ and if so will there be boiled eggs.

    The best result would be both k.o'd at same time
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  14. internet handbags are geting stupid . just get on and fight if not fuck off and turn the computer off
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  15. OOhh the wild western.

    Forestero is the good
    Western is the bad
    P-G is the ugly.