New film to be released "Carry on Hanging"

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I bet the rest of Saddams tribe will be running around like . . . wait for it . . . headless chickens now!
 
#3
And Carry on Don't Lose Your Head 2 will be the sequel, I presume...

The sound you can hear is Albert Pierrepoint spinning in his grave at the ineptitude of the hangman.
 
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Giblets said:
I bet the rest of Saddams tribe will be running around like . . . wait for it . . . headless chickens now!
Wow, you're a humorous chap aren't you Giblets? What a huge leap of the imagination you've made to come up with that punch line. The consummate skill with which you slotted in the word 'headless' was a total joy to behold - and I hope to see more such brilliant, effortless, humorous offerings in the very near future.

On the news just now, the Iraqi official who justified the execution of the execution had a sickeningly authentic American accent - barbarians to a man, who also deserve a long spell locked out of harm's way, and away from civilised people.
 
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frenchperson said:
Giblets said:
I bet the rest of Saddams tribe will be running around like . . . wait for it . . . headless chickens now!
Wow, you're a humorous chap aren't you Giblets? What a huge leap of the imagination you've made to come up with that punch line. The consummate skill with which you slotted in the word 'headless' was a total joy to behold - and I hope to see more such brilliant, effortless, humorous offerings in the very near future.

On the news just now, the Iraqi official who justified the execution of the execution had a sickeningly authentic American accent - barbarians to a man, who also deserve a long spell locked out of harm's way, and away from civilised people.
Jeezus! Talk about sense of humour failure!
Get a life!
Giblets,
Heads are gonna roll!
 
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frenchperson said:
Giblets said:
I bet the rest of Saddams tribe will be running around like . . . wait for it . . . headless chickens now!
Wow, you're a humorous chap aren't you Giblets? What a huge leap of the imagination you've made to come up with that punch line. The consummate skill with which you slotted in the word 'headless' was a total joy to behold - and I hope to see more such brilliant, effortless, humorous offerings in the very near future.

On the news just now, the Iraqi official who justified the execution of the execution had a sickeningly authentic American accent - barbarians to a man, who also deserve a long spell locked out of harm's way, and away from civilised people.
Aw diddums

Pick your toys up and try again.

I think that saddam and these two should have got a suspended sentence.
 
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It'll be popular in certain circles though - a short, sharp shock and a guaranteed 0% reoffending rate. Their old boss would probably have approved.

And it wasn't cut in half anyway, just a small reduction in length.
 
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frenchperson said:
Giblets said:
I bet the rest of Saddams tribe will be running around like . . . wait for it . . . headless chickens now!
Wow, you're a humorous chap aren't you Giblets? What a huge leap of the imagination you've made to come up with that punch line. The consummate skill with which you slotted in the word 'headless' was a total joy to behold - and I hope to see more such brilliant, effortless, humorous offerings in the very near future.

On the news just now, the Iraqi official who justified the execution of the execution had a sickeningly authentic American accent - barbarians to a man,who also deserve a long spell locked out of harm's way, and away from civilised people.
My highlights - My, my. Now please tell me that it isn't Racist! Sickeningly authentic. Fcuk me if we are going to start locking people up and more importantly condemning an entire group because of their accents I'm for a massive pre-emptive on the people planning this. Might even get a UN Resoution passed.

Im a Sweaty don't ye know!!! Some people don't like my accent and that is their right; its not their right to condemn an entire nation.

I wonder if Kira, Aunty Beeb and the looney Professor will pick up on this and have you hauled in front of the Courts.

Answers on a Post Card Please.

I thought I argued that part particulaly reasonably so now I'lll ruin it:

You Sir are a Grade 1 Prime Cnut :threaten: :pissedoff:
 
#14
Ah er........ 'Carry on Hanging' movie has already been made. The life of Albert Pierrepointe with Timothy Spall. Went nowhere in the cinema but recently released on dvd. The opening 5 minutes would have given those Iraqi technicians more than a clue on 'weight to drop maths'
From cell to dead in 13 secs! An Olympian indeed and as for the 7 at a time style he developed at Nurnemberg well, has to be seen to be admired.
 
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......I bought one of Saddam's old shirts on ebay the other day - a bit tight round the neck, and it didn't hang very well..................
 
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Queensman said:
......I bought one of Saddam's old shirts on ebay the other day - a bit tight round the neck, and it didn't hang very well..................

miles & miles & miles................. :tp:

Thats as old as YOU =>

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rickshaw-major said:
frenchperson said:
Giblets said:
I bet the rest of Saddams tribe will be running around like . . . wait for it . . . headless chickens now!
Wow, you're a humorous chap aren't you Giblets? What a huge leap of the imagination you've made to come up with that punch line. The consummate skill with which you slotted in the word 'headless' was a total joy to behold - and I hope to see more such brilliant, effortless, humorous offerings in the very near future.

On the news just now, the Iraqi official who justified the execution of the execution had a sickeningly authentic American accent - barbarians to a man,who also deserve a long spell locked out of harm's way, and away from civilised people.
My highlights - My, my. Now please tell me that it isn't Racist! Sickeningly authentic. Fcuk me if we are going to start locking people up and more importantly condemning an entire group because of their accents I'm for a massive pre-emptive on the people planning this. Might even get a UN Resoution passed.

Im a Sweaty don't ye know!!! Some people don't like my accent and that is their right; its not their right to condemn an entire nation.

I wonder if Kira, Aunty Beeb and the looney Professor will pick up on this and have you hauled in front of the Courts.

Answers on a Post Card Please.

I thought I argued that part particulaly reasonably so now I'lll ruin it:

You Sir are a Grade 1 Prime Cnut :threaten: :pissedoff:
Before you get too excited, I was referring to Iraqi officials with authentic American accents - not the entire population of America who speak with US accents - nor the entire nation of America.

There's a lot of US placemen around in case you hadn't noticed. It sort of flows on from the fact they invaded, and later controlled the botched trial and execution of the former leader. The US accent thing reflects quite closely the Israeli political establishment - whichever party happens to be in power.

Do try to avoid misconstruing my words. How could the entire nation of America be 'locked out of harm's way and away from civilised people', you foolish person?!!
 

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