New Doctor

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

    An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
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    The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded,
    "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
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    The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without
    looking up and said,

    "Does she still have the hiccups?"