New dictionary WORDS and explanations

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  1. 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.



    2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly



    3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stop bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.





    4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.





    5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.





    6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.





    7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.





    8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.





    9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.





    10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)





    11. Karmageddon: its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.





    12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.





    13. Glibido: All talk and no action.





    14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.





    15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.





    16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.





    17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.







    18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an assh*le.
     
  2. Dandelion: A big, camp cat (Ross Noble)
     
  3. Worth copying down for the shitts and giggles:

    TESTICULATING
    Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.

    BLAMESTORMING
    Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

    SEAGULL MANAGER
    A supervisor who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

    ASSMOSIS
    The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

    SALMON DAY
    The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

    SINBAD
    Single Income, No Boyfriend And Desperate.

    STRESS PUPPY
    A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

    AEROPLANE BLONDE
    One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a black box.

    AUSSIE KISS
    Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

    BOBFOC
    Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

    GREYHOUND
    A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

    MILLENNIUM DOMES
    The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.

    PICASSO BUM
    A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got
    four buttocks.
     
  4. Please can I have #7 as my motto.
    And #11 for New_WO1