New Cure for Homosexuality

#2
Hurry along, tell JJH and the other homophobs there is a cure for the gay!
 

Joker62

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#3
C'mon, male model curing homosexuality??? Surely, an oxymoron!!
 

TheIronDuke

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#4
Jesus. I have spent most of my adult life trying to catch homosexuality.

Your curtains would match your cushions, you would get lovely after-shave every time you went through duty free and you wouldnt have to pretend you were interested in what she thought about some boring bollocks involving fucking star signs or breeding horses. You would never find your razor clogged up with leg hair and if it bled for a week it would be because you had belted it in the mouth for getting the after-shave wrong.

Whats not to love?
 
#6
Jesus. I have spent most of my adult life trying to catch homosexuality.

Your curtains would match your cushions, you would get lovely after-shave every time you went through duty free and you wouldnt have to pretend you were interested in what she thought about some boring bollocks involving fucking star signs or breeding horses. You would never find your razor clogged up with leg hair and if it bled for a week it would be because you had belted it in the mouth for getting the after-shave wrong.

Whats not to love?
Ring sting??
 
#7
It won't actually cure the homosexuality, though. It'll just stop them being able to enjoy it.
 
#10
Yes BB67 - so much more romantic than a cider-botle being swallowed by a "gunt"...
 
#11
Yes BB67 - so much more romantic than a cider-botle being swallowed by a "gunt"...
I was showing my wares in prep for my card holding job during the Flashy v Banker ultimate handbag fight, but it all seems to have petered out....pffft! All mouth and no trousers the lotta ya
 
#13
Come to think of it...I could market myself as a cure for heterosexuality...no blades involved! I'd be MINTED, it's well trendy to be the gay these days dontcha know!!
 
#14
I was showing my wares in prep for my card holding job during the Flashy v Banker ultimate handbag fight, but it all seems to have petered out....pffft! All mouth and no trousers the lotta ya
I'll fight anybody for a pound...erm...oh I've only got 86p? I'll fight anyone for 86p! Kiss me you luscious creature but no chewing!
 
#16
Hurry along, tell JJH and the other homophobs there is a cure for the gay!
It would cure a hetrosexual just the same. Well stop the act but nothing else.
 
#18
Hmm, I must admit that clunge really doesn't appeal, but I'd do Nigella Lawson for free. Her chest would be enough to turn me.
I think we have to view Ms Lawson as a special case as I'm sure she could equally convert women to rug munching. What I find so strange is that 'doing her up the wrong 'un' has such appeal but not doing him up the wrong un (or vice versa) surely a bum'ole's a bum 'ole, especially one well depilated. Mind you a poke round and tit fondle has so much more appeal than a reach round so maybe I've answered my own question.. Me, I get the emotional stuff but the mechanics have no appeal whatsoever.
 

TheIronDuke

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#20
I'm loving your latest avatar BB67. You're looking hot tonight, girl.
I wish Horton The Elephant in a dodgy beret did it for me



But I suppose I am doomed to mincing about the place, trying to catch homosexuality
 
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