Given Murphy_Slaw's excellent suggestion here I have started this thread - Murphy's Confessional box so to speak. I know there have been many confessional threads but this one relates to new converts to Catholicism. Thoise of us who need the Get out of Jail free card just before we pop off to see Saint Peter. So. Get in the box, pull back the Curtain and Confess all to Padre Arrse. Your sins will be absolved and you will receive Arrsolution - in exchange for a sliding scale of Arrse Penitence "Fines". The expression of penitence should be decided by the next poster, together with a nice new juicy sin. Some expressions of Arrse Penitence? I would suggest Mong Poking, Violent Tourettes outbursts and Nun Molesting, but thats just me. Allow me to begin. Forgive me Arrse for I have sinned. As a new convert to Catholicism it has been 38 Years since my last confession. Last night I laughed at one of those "See the Person, not the disability" employment ads. As a matter of fact I laughed so hard I dribbled wee. It was the one with the oversized tongued Moonhead trying to get employed. I nearly shat when she dribbled "Fankyoo vewy much" at the end of it. I know I am evil and would like very much not to burn. Yrs very Sincerely Heed the Mongpoker.