New Categories for the Oscars

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SlimeyToad, Feb 26, 2007.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Just watching the luvvies turning up to the Oscars - live on Sky - and I've got to thinking we could introduce some new categories.

    And this year's Oscar in the category 'Snivelling Whiney Cnut' goes to.....

    or 'The Oscar for Best Top Bollox in a Female (or Male??) Leading Role' goes to....

    hey, and why not throw in some nominations at the same time.
     
  2. "Worst attempt at heterosexuality by a gay bloke"

    Tom Cruise, Orlando Bloom, Dominic Monaghan
     
  3. "Most disgusting historical rewrite."

    Mel Gibson would need to put an extension on his house.
     
  4. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    "Best British Achievement Historically Re-Written by Hollywood"

    U-571 etc etc

    Cunts
     
  5. Best foreign film or anything with Paul Gascoigne.
     
  6. Most original film or remake.
     
  7. Ever see that spoof Churchill: The Hollywood Years. Quite funny.
     
  8. Look no further than Douglas Adams:

    The Rory - awarded for 'the most gratuitious use of the word fcuk in a serious screenplay'
     
  9. Best Supporting Toupe-tape
     
  10. Best CGI cast.
     
  11. Scrawniest bint in a supporting role
    Handsome Bum Bandit action movie star
    Shoving fruit up Uma Thurman.......etc.etc
     
  12. And especially for foreign actors (including US ones)

    Best lip synching.