New Categories for the Oscars

Just watching the luvvies turning up to the Oscars - live on Sky - and I've got to thinking we could introduce some new categories.

And this year's Oscar in the category 'Snivelling Whiney Cnut' goes to.....

or 'The Oscar for Best Top Bollox in a Female (or Male??) Leading Role' goes to....

hey, and why not throw in some nominations at the same time.
"Worst attempt at heterosexuality by a gay bloke"

Tom Cruise, Orlando Bloom, Dominic Monaghan
"Most disgusting historical rewrite."

Mel Gibson would need to put an extension on his house.
Best foreign film or anything with Paul Gascoigne.
Most original film or remake.
Fugly said:
"Best British Achievement Historically Re-Written by Hollywood"

U-571 etc etc

Ever see that spoof Churchill: The Hollywood Years. Quite funny.
Best Supporting Toupe-tape
Best CGI cast.
And especially for foreign actors (including US ones)

Best lip synching.

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