New Car for Women

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Renault and Ford are working together on an exciting new project to create the first car specifically designed for women. They will be combining the best of Renault's Clio with Ford's Taurus. The name of the hybrid vehicle is thus likely to be Clitaurus. It will only be produced in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if given directions. Rumour has it however, that monthly leakage of transmission fluid continues to be a problem and that it can be a c*nt to start in the morning..........
     
  2. How true.