New Born

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Conrad_Cock, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. My sister has a new born son and I called round to see her the other day. She had just finished feeding him. She then asked if I'd like to wind him.
    I said can't I just give him a dead leg?