New born baby

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  1. A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room
    to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe
    wrapped up in a towel in her arms.

    "Congratulations," she says. "It's a healthy baby girl." As she says
    ...this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on
    its squishy noggin.

    "My baby!" screams the mother.

    "Don't worry, I'll get it!" smiles the nurse.

    However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the
    baby's face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits
    the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels
    it off the floor and throws it out of the window.

    "What are you doing?!" yells the mother.

    "April Fools!" replies the nurse. "It was already dead!"