New body product

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I got dragged round the Body Shop with "Domestic Sunray" the other day and was aghast at what they use for face creams and moisturisers and the like, hemp, strawberry, olives, mango, you name it they pulp it.

Then the thought occurred to me, what is marketable, every woman loves it, it's full of protein and nutrient, is the right consistency, looks like the sh1t they peddle in the Body Shop, can be produced by hundreds of 3rd world inhabitants in the fair trade gubbins they sprout, so what better beauty product is there than:

MAN FAT!

If you think about it, you know it makes sense. With the right marketing strategy it could sell, you would never be short of willing men ready to manufacture the product, it's cheap to make (base costs are a few copies of Colour Climax and a tub, and it can be made at home), and most women have handled it at some point in their lives.

I think it could be a winner!