New bitch...

Discussion in 'Waltenkommando' started by mutley249, Jun 20, 2012.

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  1. Good evening and hello again, been a while but fuck it, i'm back.
    Anyhoo, just got acquainted with a very fine filly, pictures i hold and wont divulge, but a family friend had me biting my lips and shitting a brick.
    Please excuse the lack of capitals but this by fekking mobile.
    B - Bint
    BD - Bints Dad
    Me - well me really
    Tp - Toss Pot

    BD - 'rambo' (or paul) over there is a natural born killer, only joined SAS, done things you wouldn't think of.
    Me - Really, i may talk to him later if he wears black nasty..
    BD - ??
    Me - Dont fret..

    later on...

    Me - I hear your ex squad fella
    TP - Yes, i am
    me - what were you in?
    TP - cant tell you
    me - you what?
    TP - i cant tell you because of security
    me - so your telling me what... ex para or slop jockey?
    TP - im ex s...a...s. (with a mock steel glare)
    shits meself... nearly.
    me - oh right, what was you parent unit?

    get this...

    TP- my what?

    problem is hes suckered a very gullable 17 year old into his fantasy world along with a consti club who do a lot of charity work for H4H.

    I could look on interweb but when were royal leicesters' disbanded? After explanation from i, that was his parent unit.


    Many regards to all old and new
  2. Do you usually post only after downing a metric yard of deck paint?

    A simple 'fuck off you bullshitter' would have sufficed, it works a treat.
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  3. i only reply when i think some fucktard will trap it off.

    any advice to my question? or do i say fuck you very much?
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  4. I think you should go along with his fantasy and worm your way into his trust and tales of daring do. If for no other reason than shits and giggles.
  5. A 17 year old you say.........?
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  6. Thanks for that, this guy is 45 - 50 max.. got the wanker. me a gudun... crax that kettle on
  7. i would but he's a bigger tool than me and i have inferiority issues
  8. indeed, ugly little fucker and jack to boot but 17 none the less.

    want his number?
  9. Send it to jarrod.
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  10. id like it to breath again...slightly
  11. Well the only use I have for a seventeen year old boy is cleaning me shoes and working in the garden.
  12. The cellar is empty
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  13. sold... enjoy..!
  14. You nearly embarrassed your self their. Red Leicester is still going though it is a very disappointing cheese.
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