New Baby

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Bowser-Mong, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man's wife is giving birth to his son. After the birth, the doctor takes the man on one side and says- " Well, your son has been born, but we have some good news and some bad news." The man says " Ok, tell it me straight. "

    The doctor looks at him and says " Well, your baby is going to be a total Mong. He is unable to feed himself, will never be able to walk or see, and will require constant care throughtout his life. The fact is, this isn't covered by your insurance, so its going to cost you a fortune- you will need to sell your car to pay for it. "

    The man says- " Well, thats awful. But please, tell me the good news."

    The doctor looks at him and says- " Mate, that WAS the good news. The bad news is that your baby is ginger. "
  2. 8) mmm, tidy buttt!!!!!