New airport security device

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Taking Flight


The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. They see this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight 6709. Shalom!"
 
#2
I like it!
 
#4
The proverbial dog's bollock's
 
#5
Award the inventor with the Nobel Peace Prize..:applaud:
 
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trowel

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#8
Just trying to get to grips with the idea of Hymie the airport security guard telling Mohammed the Mad Bomber to get into the cubicle. "Would you like a nice shower before your flight Sir?"
 
#9
Now they only have to come up with a version that allows salvage and re-use of spectacles, hair, false teeth...

...oops!
 
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trowel

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#10
Now they only have to come up with a version that allows salvage and re-use of spectacles, hair, false teeth...

...oops!
Got me thinking as to what the Israeli would do with several bucketsfull of pulverized Muzzie. It`s not as though they could feed their pigs with the residue, is it? Oi vay, back to the drawing board.
 
#11
Use it as plaster to fill the Hassan shrapnel holes. 'The irony, Ikey, the irony!'
 
#12
Use it as plaster to fill the Hassan shrapnel holes. 'The irony, Ikey, the irony!'
Getting there, but who scrapes it out first?

Would it be better if it was a cryogenic chamber that froze the fuckers and their explosives solid instead, then automatically pounded them to bits and swept them down the drain?

I can dream can't I?
 
#13
Who scrapes it out? Why, the bomber's relatives, of course! Preferably their children, for maximum trauma, thus breeding the next generation of embittered, mentally-unbalanced orphans (ideal recruits for suicide bombing)

I like your chamber idea; they could rendered into an explosive meat slurry which could be sold to halal butchers.
 

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