new 2 arrse n looking!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by NeilSMac, Oct 5, 2008.

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  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Or they just dont no how 2 use the internet!

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  1. hi there,

    Im new 2 arrse n i was wondering if there a ne young fir women that use this site!

    if so speak up!
  2. learn to speak before looking for ladies you tube. This site is for grown ups
  3. rather b a tube that a cartoon!
  4. My names Jenny, I'm 23, I have double D breasts and a gut to match.

    My interests are soaps such as Eastenders, Corra, and Emmerdale, but not Hollyoaks, as that's trash. I also enjoy going out for romantic dates at the movies followed by McDonalds and then some alcopops at my council flat.

    PM me if you want to take this further


    P.S I have 3 kids to different fathers
  5. The answer to your question is yes, provided fat women with poor personal hygiene is your thing.

    Otherwise, no.
  6. I assume from your poor english that you are an alien and wish to partake in an arranged marriage to stay in this country, or on this planet.
  7. no not @ all! this is how ppl from the 21st centery speak 2 each other over the web! it a use of symbols n shorted words!

    welcome 2 the 21st centery hope u enjoy ur stay!
  8. Hi Neil, thanks for the PM. I won't share it out here as it's not that Interesting anyway.

    Do you know how to look at members previous posts?

    Before you message me again I'd suggest you learn, unless you like to cock-rub whilst watching gay-porn. In which case i'll gladly entertain you with some backdoor man on man wrestling.

  9. I hope that you are just another shit wah.
  10. thanks 4 the heads up on wot happenes on this site!

    but i will leave the man on man stuff 2 u!
  11. im a yung fit woman. pm me for some fun.
  12. We're a close 'family' here.
  13. fat chance!
  14. definate Wah
  15. i no but i would never get close with another family member!