"New" 10 Commandments

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by stinker, Dec 26, 2009.

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  1. A revised 21 Century version;


    "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife unless she is well fit, in which case, go ahead and covet, as long as you don’t shtumpf her, which would be an offence against Commandment 7 (assuming she is not Lithuanian). Also thou shalt not covet his maidservant (who probably is Lithuanian), nor his ox, nor his ass (yes, ha ha ha), nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s, unless you want to be part of the world market economy, whose business model is explicitly dependent upon coveting. Which brings us back to the moral issue on which we came in."

    Well, gave me a grin at work anyway
  2. Thou shall not vote Labour

    Thou shall not worship Bliar the anti-christ
  3. If anything, the Comments are funnier than the article itslef. Especially the fcuktard who tries to defend the Shoplifting Vicar.

    He's probably trying to help "impoverished parishioners"? My heart weeps purple p1ss. :roll: