never trust an israeli cat

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jaybee2786, Dec 24, 2007.

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  1. adds new meaning to shooting ur load into a tight pu$$y in an alleyway l guess :)
  2. I wondered where that Fucking Cat had got to.....No one is going to believe me when I tell them that he went AWOL and is working as a Mercenary in the middle east!
  3. I cant wait to see the cheesy Platoon photos from lads on tour with these fitted to their IW's.
  4. its the special ops mission they mention that used a real cat that worries me!
  5. "I don't want a kitty that can blow my head off". I'm still sniggering about that one.

    Of course they'll have to pray that there aren't any guard dogs about.
  6. Now that would be funny.

    Why not just go the whole hog and cam a 432 up as an elephant and walk it into the Taliban compound.
  7. No badgers though, they've sussed that one.....
  8. Nah, they should all just stroll in wearing Mr Blobby suits. Well, if you were a sentry, would you wake the guard commander to report it?