As I got out of the office this afternoon I got greeted by one of me officemates, Mr Smith. This man never cracks a smile unless Armageddon is about to be announced. This man has always been known to be one of those who always tells the truth. No matter what. After a weak handshake by him and a fake smile, me and Mr Smith found ourselves in a particularly dark corner of the local pub. After much talk he dared to probe. Mr Smith:" Have you ever thought of cheating on Mrs DD." Me: "All the time," me says rather naively. Got home the same hour, Mrs DD was so pissed off I had to ask her why. She confidently revealed that a friend of hers had told her I was not in the mood for her anymore. The divorce proceedings are next week. Talk about being blindsided. I know who did me in. Mr Smith. Is there anything as being too honest?