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Never trust a friend

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Two friends are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees them and begins to head their way.

The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of running shoes and frantically begins to put them on.

The second guy says, "What are you doing? Trainers won't help you outrun that bear."

"Who said anything the f**kin' bear," he replied, "I just need to outrun you!"
 

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