The best Â£305 I have ever spent. Even though I am dying of a cold (as can be confirmed by PRT and Alex Lomas and Maka) I still managed to almost piss myself laughing. Phill Jupitas now has an ARRSE challenge coin (006), and signed my bit of paper saying "For Dale the Snail PAID"; Noel said I was "average"; Frankie Boyle said "Dale, you are mental", and some random bloke who was sat on the far left said "To Dale the Snail, you were great, but I was better". I really wish I could remember his name, but he was shorter than me. We eventually got to the "after show party" but it really did smell of sweaty old men, so we left after a glass of lukewarm wine and a tiny bottle of Becks. An absolutely cracking night, and we nicked the Visitor BBC Television Centre Passes, or maybe I just found them in my satchel after the fact. I proffed a pen and an X Factor poster as well. You can take the girl out of Liverpool etc. etc. Thanks Alec for looking after us, and getting me shite-ers. Pink wine and brandy do not mix.