Never give in.

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Three squaddies were captured by Iraqi terrorists. They were buried up to their necks in sand, just within reach of a lovely stretch of water. The most senior said to the others. "They want us to suffer from thirst, whilst baking in the sun close to water. Don't give them the satisfaction..don't give in."
    After hours of this, the terrorists sitting in the shade watching, noticed that the squaddies' heads were moving in time, from side to side.
    One of the terrorists said. "Hakim, go and see what they are doing."

    Hakim returned looking bewildered and said. "Malik, they are singing."
    Malik, stunned, said. "Singing,what are they singing?"

    "They are singing......."

    "Iiiiiiii, dooo, like to be beside the seaside !"