Never Give a Fatty Grief Because........

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  1. They can always lose weight and make a comeback....I give you Katona.
    Plus, just imagine all the spare scoff knocking around her house that she'll have nicked from Icelands.
    Any others spring to mind?

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  2. I say sir...................I do believe I would!

    Pass the sock.
  3. in recent times ive thought Kezza ,to be a waste of skin...but just lately she's really doin it for me....Bang tidy!!!!
  4. A leopard doesn't change its spots. There will always be a fat bird inside struggling to get at the mince pies.

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  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

  6. Thing is she's had about 4 kids so her cunt would be like Gandalfs sleeve
  7. Aye....but I'd still Lord it over her ring!
  8. I'd have banged her at any of her previous sizes. Bet she's a right wrong-un in the sack.

    Still, wouldn't take her out in public.
  9. ..............and then she opens her gob.All I hear is whinge and whine.
  10. Thats why God created black nasty.

    Added bonus is she's now thinner so easier to get in the boot!!
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    You would have back when she was less drug addled!
  12. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    she's fcuking vile. I wouldnt touch her with a borrowed cock.

  13. Still fucking ugly but without the excess blubber. Hannah Wotserface.

  14. Thanks Jim,that reminded me to get the pork belly into the marinade.
    You know who her Father is don't you?