Never Ending Posts...

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Adjutant, Apr 16, 2007.

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  1. Is it just me, or are there are some posts that come up with frightening regularity and are really, really dull...?

    Amongst the popular ones...

    1. Are ACF Officer real officers?

    2. My ex-officer girlfriend is now shagging her troop sergeant and I'm really upset about it...

    3. I am a bigot and immigrants are the source of all the nation/world/my street's problems (yawn, yawn).

    4. Goretex - inside or outside?

    5. It was never like that in my day, the Army isn't like it used to be, blah, blah, blah...

    6. The SA80A2 is crap (even though you probably haven't touched it) - why don't we get the [insert weapon of your choice] instead?

    7. What is really the best MBT in the world? No, honestly?

    8. Has anyone heard of Chalkie/Smudger/Nobbie (delete as appropriate) from [pick your own now defunct barracks in an obscure part of BAOR that no one else has ever heard of, even though the Sgt's Mess is the most haunted building in Europe]?

    9. Er,

    10. Has anyone ever noticed the frightening regularity with which the same old posts keep coming around and around?

    Have I missed any? Go on, you know you want to!

  2. Yikkes you have listed almost all of my favorite bitch fighting trollfests bound to be something to make me RANT Laugh.

    Does that make me some kinda of poor dysfuntional internet geekette with 99 cats and no friends

    edoted too add well no real freinds but i have 9999 contacts (there almost like friends) on my bebofacepartymyspacefriendsreunited
  3. 11. Here's a list. Would anyone care to add to it?

    12. ..............................

  4. 13.....................
  5. You're right in the most part but the MBT thread has been a well conducted and interesting discussion (apart from bits of the last page :roll: )
  6. 12: I may, perhaps, possibly be joining the Army in three or four years, I am also grossly overweight, and take around half an hour to cover 2400 metres, will I still pass selection?
  7. 13. Hi, I'm not in the army but my mates told me it was a good place to come looking for a man in green..................blah, blah fucing blah.......bettymoo....babybloo....etc....etc
  8. 14. my name is Sarah my nephew code and me like to lick each other dry before the doctor come round twice a week. there are know holds barred in hour famlilie.

    Deliberate spelling and grammar mistakes chaps.
  9. 15.....


    Bout to j0in fayze 1 trng m8's, do I do 3gg Nog and manfat baps to gain w8 or shud I stick wiv my E & Charlie nasal boosts?

    How shud I do my pr3ss ups?

    Can I t8k my Ipod on par8de or iz it just shyte?

    fanx buds, C U soooon

    fcuking hate those text speaking wankers the most!
  10. That bledy Aircraft Recognition (Spotters) Post is Never, Never Ending 8O
  11. 16… Hi I’m about to join the army and I want to shoot left handed, will they let me?

    At lest this one is funny :D

  12. Fat birds? Are they really more grateful?
  13. Bloody Adjutant. Always asking the same fucking question. This time he's bloody itemised the bloody things.

    Doesn't he know we subbies have more important things to do than answer his stupid fucking questions.

    Oh well, bang goes my career.

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    17. Is Bliar the world's biggest cnut or what?

    18. Bliar, you are such a total cnut!
  15. I don't like yanks, lets post a thread to bait them (that sounds resonable to me).

    Im really a walt and if I make out someone in a pub is one and I tell you guys what Im going to say next walttime I might be more believable!