Never been so insulted ?

#1
If you are bored of being called a goat blowing inbred here on ARRSE
go try
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
For an altogether better class of insult

You might find that you are:
A bawdy crook-pated canker-blossom!
A mangled reeling-ripe puttock!
A lumpish beef-witted boar-pig!
or even
The Idol of idiot-worshippers! :D :D
 
#2
And you blackhand, besides being a mindless Aussie also:

"live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty! "

:D :D :D
 
#4
ctauch said:
And you blackhand, besides being a mindless Aussie
:?: :?: :?:

Fcuking plastic Canadian. :twisted:

Ctauch: Thou expound the virtues of supporting the elephant’s pizzle but truly thou art the lickspittle for the donkey party and their chief varlet Horse-Face. :twisted:
 
#6
Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins! 8O
 
#8
Thou fobbing fat-kidneyed devil-mon! 8O

Away, you bottle-ale rascal, you filthy bung, away!
 
#9
How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?

Taken from: Henry IV, part I

Excellent :D :D
 
#10
Thou bed presser - thou huge hill of flesh!

:D :D :D

Degenerate and base art thou.

How true...

Brilliant
 
#13
I wasn't aware that Shakespeare knoew John Prescot:

that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?
 
#14
Thine face is not worth sunburning
Thou yeasty elf-skinned baggage!
 

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