Never been so insulted ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BlackHand, Nov 2, 2004.

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  1. If you are bored of being called a goat blowing inbred here on ARRSE
    go try
    For an altogether better class of insult

    You might find that you are:
    A bawdy crook-pated canker-blossom!
    A mangled reeling-ripe puttock!
    A lumpish beef-witted boar-pig!
    or even
    The Idol of idiot-worshippers! :D :D
  2. And you blackhand, besides being a mindless Aussie also:

    "live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
    Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty! "

    :D :D :D
  3. Fantastic!

    Thou misbegotten folly-fallen strumpet.

    Any of the girls been called THAT recently? :lol:
  4. :?: :?: :?:

    Fcuking plastic Canadian. :twisted:

    Ctauch: Thou expound the virtues of supporting the elephant’s pizzle but truly thou art the lickspittle for the donkey party and their chief varlet Horse-Face. :twisted:
  5. That i like!
  6. Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins! 8O
  7. YES! :wink:
  8. Thou fobbing fat-kidneyed devil-mon! 8O

    Away, you bottle-ale rascal, you filthy bung, away!
  9. How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?

    Taken from: Henry IV, part I

    Excellent :D :D
  10. Thou bed presser - thou huge hill of flesh!

    :D :D :D

    Degenerate and base art thou.

    How true...

  11. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

  12. Thou surly toad-spotted clack-dish!

    No idea what it means but I intend to use it often in conversation
  13. I wasn't aware that Shakespeare knoew John Prescot:

    that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?
  14. Thine face is not worth sunburning
    Thou yeasty elf-skinned baggage!