Never ask a man to buy tampons!

Man walks into chemist and asks where the tampons are.

Chemist replies "over by the cotton wool".

The guy comes back with cotton wool and toilet roll.

Chemist says "Thought you wanted tampons?".

Man replies " I asked her to get me fags and she got be baccy and rizlas instead. So, tonight she can roll her f*cking own!"

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