Never ask a man to buy tampons!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by BiscuitsAB, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Man walks into chemist and asks where the tampons are.

    Chemist replies "over by the cotton wool".

    The guy comes back with cotton wool and toilet roll.

    Chemist says "Thought you wanted tampons?".

    Man replies " I asked her to get me fags and she got be baccy and rizlas instead. So, tonight she can roll her f*cking own!"
  2. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    LOL still laughing.