Never a Truer Word

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  1. When younger and wearing my beer glasses, the words of this old Country and Western song never rang truer. 'I've never been to bed with an ugly woman but I've sure woken up with a few'. Any other examples of a truer word there never was?
     
  2. Her mouth said no but her body said yes.
     
  3. 'It will all end in tears'
     
  4. "So Get it out of my Arrse".....? :)
     
  5. 'I wish I knew then, what I know now'
     
  6. ...before I clench my cheecks and rip your c0ck right off!!
     
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    It's bread wit nowt tekkn'out!
     
  8. "At least 2 of you will be tapping the boards in front of the OC in your first six months here"

    Part of the opening 'career chat' from the SSM on my (and 3 others) first day in Traz in Nov 89...me and my oppo were on orders the following January :shakefist:
     
  9. "That really isn't to go in there."
     
  10. Fcuk me its cold

    Meiktilaman on his first day in Norway