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Never a Truer Word

#1
When younger and wearing my beer glasses, the words of this old Country and Western song never rang truer. 'I've never been to bed with an ugly woman but I've sure woken up with a few'. Any other examples of a truer word there never was?
 
#8
"At least 2 of you will be tapping the boards in front of the OC in your first six months here"

Part of the opening 'career chat' from the SSM on my (and 3 others) first day in Traz in Nov 89...me and my oppo were on orders the following January :shakefist:
 

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