Nerina Pallot - and obsession

#1
In between fancying Mrs Evil and Scarlett Johanssen, though not simultaneously, I've also been feeling the twitch with regards to this saucy foxtress (despite her issue-driven rawk music):

http://rhf.dreamhost.com/reference/Nerina_Online2.mov

God bless girls.

By the way, how is it that the make-up people managed to make Scarlett look less sexy in their stupid lipstick advert? Though she seems to have overdone herself here, too.

Dr_Evil said:
Dear Ms Johanssen,

As this is my hundreth letter to you, I have no alternative but to force the issue. If I don't receive a reply from you, I will assume that you do love me. I take back all the nasty things I wrote in letter 99.

Love

Dr Evil
 
#2
Dr_Evil said:
In between fancying Mrs Evil and Scarlett Johanssen, though not simultaneously, I've also been feeling the twitch with regards to this saucy foxtress (despite her issue-driven rawk music):

http://rhf.dreamhost.com/reference/Nerina_Online2.mov

God bless girls.
Completely with you on this one, Doc.

I had a complete moment watching her last video. It was just at the moment during the food fight where she gets down on all fours and crawls through all that messy food directly at the camera.

I couldn't help myself. I had to knock one out. I unbuckled my jeans, ripped my y-fronts off (debagging myself in the process, but I was far too gone to care), worked myself up into a frenzy and shot my load onto the floor. Still not sated, I managed to bang two off the same hard in under a minute. Finally satisfied, I flopped back in to my chair, breathing heavily, unable to do anything apart from stare at the TV with glazed eyes.

Apparently, it put the rest of the family right off their Sunday Roast.
 
#3
gingwarr said:
Completely with you on this one, Doc.
Thank God. I thought it was just me.

gingwarr said:
I had a complete moment watching her last video. It was just at the moment during the food fight where she gets down on all fours and crawls through all that messy food directly at the camera.
Exactly. Right-click on the link I gave, choose "save target as" and in no time at all (unless you're using the telephone to access the internet) you will own your very own copy of that very video for later viewing at your pleasure.

Don't ever say I'm not looking out for you guys.
 
#4
#5
if only she was 20 years younger, i could smile at her gleefully over the top of my thomas the tank engine lunch box after a lesson of sex ed..
 
#7
Dr Evil

You two or is it three timing tart.

When did Miss Granger of Harry Potter fame leave your list of lovelies? I am worried that your latest addition may be somewhat restricted in genetic diversity as she is a native of Jersey. This well know tax haven is also know for family trees with no branches! Does the vido show her feet? if so check to ensure she doesnt have any buckshee toes.

Photos appreciated for those of us subject to internet nazis at work.
 
#8

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#9
She's toothsome, what's her music like - is she another bloody Norah Jones or Dido? Sure they sing about loneliness and desire, but when you turn up at their bathroom window you find out they didn't write those songs about you at all, but about David Boreanz or that bloke who played Zack in "saved by the bell" - then hey presto, you're not allowed within 100m of them or their CDs.

At least Karen O puts out if you kick her bedroom door through.
 
#10
I've only heard the song to which I've linked in the posts above. More indie than Norah Jones and far from Dido (though we're not talking death metal here). Has engaged in clubbery in the past.
 
#12
8O

Flagrant clubbery, with malice aforethought.

Music reminds me of Cheryl Crow now that I've listened to that song a few times. God, I hate Cheryl frikkin Crow.

Lyrics:

I've got a friend, he's a pure-bred killing machine,
He says he's waited his whole damn life for this,
I knew him well when he was seventeen,
Now he's a man; he'll be dead by Christmas.

And so...
Everybody's going to war,
But we don't know what we're fighting for,
Don't tell me it's a worthy cause,
No cause could be so worthy.

If love is a drug, then I guess we're all sober,
If hope is a song then I guess it's all over,
How to have faith, when faith is a crime?
I don't want to die...
If God's on our side, then God is a joker,
Asleep on the job, his children fall over,
Running out through the door and straight to the sky,
I don't want to die...

For every man who wants to rule the world,
There'll be a man who just wants to be free,
What do we learn but what should not be learnt?
Too late to find a cure for this disease.

And so...
Everybody's going to war,
But we don't know what we're fighting for,
Don't tell me it's a worthy cause,
No cause could be so worthy.

If love is a drug, I guess we're all sober,
If hope is a song, I guess it's all over,
How to have faith, when faith is a crime?
I don't want to die...
If God's on our side, then God is a joker,
Asleep on the job, his children fall over,
Running out through the door, and straight to the sky,
I don't want to die...
I-I-I-I don't want to die,
I-I don't want to die...

And so...
Everybody's going to war,
But we don't know what we're fighting for,
Don't tell me it's a worthy cause,
No cause could be so worthy.

If love is a drug, I guess we're all sober,
If hope is a song, I guess it's all over,
How to have faith, when faith is a crime?
I don't want to die...
If God's on our side, then God is a joker,
Asleep on the job, his children fall over,
Running out through the door, and straight to the sky,
I don't want to die...
I-I-I-I don't want to die,
I-I don't want to die...


I've got a friend, he's a pure-bred killing machine,
I think he might be dead by Christmas...
The hook "I don't want to die" is actually quite arresting. Like an arrestor hook.
 
#13
Oh I know that one. Sheryll Crow without the brilliance of "Strong Enough". I'd better ring Karen back up and tell he she can stay over a bit longer.
 
#14
RTFQ said:
Oh I know that one. Sheryll Crow without the brilliance of "Strong Enough". I'd better ring Karen back up and tell he she can stay over a bit longer.
You cant, you havent got a spare bed (the pish stained matress on your spare room floor doesnt count).
 
#15
RTFQ said:
Oh I know that one. Sheryll Crow without the brilliance of "Strong Enough". I'd better ring Karen back up and tell he she can stay over a bit longer.
Video is good, though. I love that fake fighting slow-mo shtick, as seen in Spaced and ripped off by Microsoft's advert for the XBox 360.

Look at me - a meejah hoor or what?
 
#16
Thanks for the photo, stills dont really do much for her, will try the vid once Mrs Yeoman is out of the way.

Song wise there is more than a touch of the Suzanne Vega / tanita tianum sp. / 80 angst filled singing bird about her. I'll stick to Pink thanks very much even if she can look a rough as old boots on occasion.
 
#17
There is one of the Q&A sessions in The Metro today with Nerina - for any of you in London
 
#18
Poppy said:
There is one of the Q&A sessions in The Metro today with Nerina - for any of you in London
If anyone has a copy, can you come round to my place and stand really close to me while we hold on to a low-hanging light fixture. i can read it over your shoulder then. Plus, if anyone can find the time, could you walk through my front door looking and smelling like catweasel's alcoholic brother, scratch a godawful romany tune out of a £5 fiddle and stand by us with your hand out for a couple of uncomfortable seconds before getting the hint and fecking off through my back door. Hey, this is starting to sound like a good idea for a party...
 
#19
RTFQ said:
Poppy said:
There is one of the Q&A sessions in The Metro today with Nerina - for any of you in London
If anyone has a copy, can you come round to my place and stand really close to me while we hold on to a low-hanging light fixture. i can read it over your shoulder then. Plus, if anyone can find the time, could you walk through my front door looking and smelling like catweasel's alcoholic brother, scratch a godawful romany tune out of a £5 fiddle and stand by us with your hand out for a couple of uncomfortable seconds before getting the hint and fecking off through my back door. Hey, this is starting to sound like a good idea for a party...
I could fax you a copy if you can't get it from their website - will retrieve it from the bin - I am kind like that :D
 
#20
Poppy said:
I could fax you a copy if you can't get it from their website - will retrieve it from the bin - I am kind like that :D
Erm, that's sweet but don't bother - I can't get excited about a woman who sounds like she's named after a £3 Peruvian Merlot.
 

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