Nepotism

#1
Hi

I am applying for officer training, unfortunatley my father has never been a lord or an officer. How level is the playing field, is background unimportant?

Is the North not allowed in? certainly not many of t'chaps during numerous fam visits.

Any jokes, keep em to yourselves, its not big or clever.
 

cpunk

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#2
sparrow said:
Hi

I am applying for officer training, unfortunatley my father has never been a lord or an officer. How level is the playing field, is background unimportant?

Is the North not allowed in? certainly not many of t'chaps during numerous fam visits.

Any jokes, keep em to yourselves, its not big or clever.
If you don't want members of this board to take the p1ss out of you, you've started badly. If you want to find out how I became an officer, you'd better have a word with my father, Field Marshal the Duke of Cpunk.

Knob-end.
 
#3
sparrow said:
Any jokes, keep em to yourselves, its not big or clever.
Oh dear, I suspect we have a ********* here even before he's started! :roll:
 

Glad_its_all_over

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#4
sparrow said:
Hi

I am applying for officer training, unfortunatley my father has never been a lord or an officer. How level is the playing field, is background unimportant?

Is the North not allowed in? certainly not many of t'chaps during numerous fam visits.

Any jokes, keep em to yourselves, its not big or clever.
What a cracking start. Well done, sparrow, well done.

Watch out, watch out.
 
#5
Officer? Officer? Thee? Doo tha' sen a feever and fook off back t' t'Hovis advert where tha cem from, ybig clog wearin fancyboy.
 
#8
Sangreal said:
sparrow said:
Hi, I am applying for officer training.
Best not old chap!
Don't worry, we let anybody in these days, including green faced, orange haired, fried mars-bar fetished 5 foot nothing immigrants from North of the border.

But Sandhurst will knock the accent out of you...you can barely hear the Paisley undertones in Sangreal these days, and he didn't even go to a good school!
 
#10
whiffler said:
Do they train batmen at RMAS as well ?
no, but i heard The Gotham City Military Academy are now taking applicants?
 
#11
sparrow said:
Is the North not allowed in? certainly not many of t'chaps during numerous fam visits.
try the air force, it's full of northern monkeys. you can have my job if you like.
 
#12
Any jokes, keep em to yourselves, its not big or clever.
They wouldn't even want you in as a soldier of you don't have a sense of humour!! The army is not class orientated these days (apart from a few cav and inf regts), but it is people oreintated, and it seems that you have major communication issues.
 
#13
Great interpersonal skills Sparrow, perhaps you should consider a career as a lighthouse keeper. :roll:
 
#14
sparrow said:
Hi

I am applying for officer training, unfortunatley my father has never been a lord or an officer. How level is the playing field, is background unimportant?

Is the North not allowed in? certainly not many of t'chaps during numerous fam visits.

Any jokes, keep em to yourselves, its not big or clever.
Not to worry my dear chap, given the parlous state of defence spending at the moment I'm sure that should your father, who I presume is a nouveau riche scrap merchant from Batley, wish to present the regiment of your choice with say, a privately purchased Warrior or CR2 you'll be welcomed with open arms.

Otherwise please try not to make too much noise when you leave my freshly polished shoes outside my room in the morning.
 
#15
sparrow said:
Hi

I am applying for officer training, unfortunatley my father has never been a lord or an officer. How level is the playing field, is background unimportant?

Is the North not allowed in? certainly not many of t'chaps during numerous fam visits.

Any jokes, keep em to yourselves, its not big or clever.
Sparrow, Suggest you walk across to obvious blue Police telephone box which must be somewhere nearby, probably surrounded by dustbin-like thingies with ray guns, and hop aboard. With a fair wind and a bit of luck you might just make it to the 21st Century.
 
#16
sparrow said:
Hi

I am applying for officer training, unfortunatley my father has never been a lord or an officer. How level is the playing field, is background unimportant?

Is the North not allowed in? certainly not many of t'chaps during numerous fam visits.

Any jokes, keep em to yourselves, its not big or clever.
has it occured to anyone else that this could well be a rather poorly-executed waa?
 
#17
Yes it could be a wah. But what the hell.... feck off you mouth-breathing, chip-eating dwarf.
 
#18
I have got to say I have never met an officer with a northen accent! Few Jocks. Might be because I live in the south though to be honest.

Rememeber that bird who claimed to have been binned from Sandhurst for having a Northen Accent?
 

Fang_Farrier

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#19
sparrow said:
Hi
fam visits.

Any jokes, keep em to yourselves, its not big or clever.
Neither are dyslexia dwarves!
 
#20
steptoe said:
I have got to say I have never met an officer with a northen accent! Few Jocks. Might be because I live in the south though to be honest.

Rememeber that bird who claimed to have been binned from Sandhurst for having a Northen Accent?
That said bird was from the North East of England. Her family, to put it bluntly were and still are the biggest bunch of inbreds known to man.

I received a kicking from her father and three associates in 1988. I can still feel the pain to this day.

Brian if you're reading this (I doubt it you alky), your are a civvie tool who will in all probability be dead of liver failure soon. Unlucky.

Kickings, I adore them :D
 

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