NenaWatch

Discussion in 'Old & Bold' started by supermatelot, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. That's brightened up my day!
     
  2. Her eyes are far too far apart.
     
  3. Fussy ******!
     
  4. She's not a suicide bomber!
     
  5. Of course! "That's right my little hairy pitted Teutonic minx, get off my dick, get out of my bed and leave my house, your eyes are a bit far apart..."
     
  6. Do you know how hard it is to going to be to **** in both her eyes?!?!
     
  7. It'd be a lot harder if the bridge of her nose was bigger!
     
  8. Fick meine alte stiefel! I had vergessen just how scheisse she was.

    A cross dressing Teutonic Friedrich Merkur.
     
  9. A head butt would square that away, you'd need a big vice to get her eyes closer.
     
  10. Surely that would just push her eyes further apart!
     
  11. Do you know what a vice is?
     
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  12. I thought Mein Gott! she's well preserved!


    .....Then realised it's a thirty year old video and she now looks like this -

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    Not bad for 51 mind.
     
  13. Yes, I have plenty!!! Alcohol, drugs,dirty scutters, gambling. :)