Nelson Mandela

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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and
drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it,
he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a
clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when
the Chinese man starts to yell louder. "You Sign! You sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the
wrong man", and shuts the door in his face. The next
day he hears a knock at the door again.

When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with
a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard
under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr Mandela is
getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the
little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong
man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his
face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the
afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On
opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a
clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You
sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks
up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him;
"Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong
name! Who do you want to give these to?" The little
Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says:









(It's a beauty)









(wait for it)










Get your Chinese accent ready .....













"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
 
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