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Nell McAndrew talks arr$e!!

Ventress

LE
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#1
Saw in one of our up to date newspapers that Nell Mc Andrew is visiting Iraq soon "As the morale is very low!"

Where did she get that from?

Why would our morale be low, days old papers, no beer, no women to speak of, flies, dust, potential of injury, .................maybe she has a point!
 
#3
Perahps she meant the MORALS were low - in which case she's right and she had better get there quick, before they get any lower!
 
#4
Maybe she meant her moral was low, after her post jungle tv appearances dried up and the cash isnt rolling in.

Its nice to get a visit from a large breasted celebrity on ops (as long as its not bernard manning), but at the end of the day, its just an excuse to get their picture in the paper and up their exposure.
 
#6
I heard that she is Blonde_Bint!
Can't be, she isn't that barking!
 
#7
Morale's only taken a dive since those RedCap spoil sports broke up the ring of QAs who were 'servicing' the boys for reddies! Whaddya expect?
 

Ventress

LE
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#8
RangiRam said:
Morale's only taken a dive since those RedCap spoil sports broke up the ring of QAs who were 'servicing' the boys for reddies! Whaddya expect?
Please expand on the above. Have I missed something?
 
#12
Not sure what is going on with the quoting myself but rest assured it was an accident
 
#13
Wasn't Nell Mc Andrew the silly cow that pretended to marry that poofter Dale Winton as a publicity stunt. :roll:

Yup, she's desperate for any media coverage she can possibly get!
 
#14
but i could still watch her arrse talk all day....
 
#15
but i could still watch her arrse talk all day....
I’d be watching but I wouldn’t listen, I’ve had enough career briefs already from the same place.
 
#16
but i could still watch her arrse talk all day....
I’d be watching but I wouldn’t listen, I’ve had enough career briefs already from the same place.
 
#17
but i could still watch her arrse talk all day....
I’d be watching but I wouldn’t listen, I’ve had enough career briefs already from the same place.
 
#19
The Metro newspaper reports this morning that Nell McAndrew refused to sleep in a tent whilst visiting troops in Iraq, demanding instead to be taken back to her luxury hotel in Kuwait.

Perhaps she will now be made an honorary crab! :D
 
#20
Oy!

We don't want her. She visited our base back in Kuwait in May. What a pointless exercise THAT was! Yes - she is easy on the eye, but the lads would have got more use from the same weight of grumble mags or someone that could ENTERTAIN - even some teeny pop act - they can carry a tune AND look good.

I hope her bookings & celeb ratings in the UK went up - c0ck all else did.
 
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