Neighbours

#1
Any of you lot have issues with Neighbours?

I had one last week who let his dog crap on my garden. When it finished he smiled at me so I picked the sh*t up and threw it at him.



Nice dog though!



Judder :D
 
#2
I don't know about anyone else, but there seems to be an awful lot of threads started today with the sheer intention of causing vomiting and depreavity. I will assume that they are all an attempt to earn the coverted crown of Most Depraved Arrser 2006.

Judder - I'm sorry to say this will not impress the voting masses. You may want to revise the story by adding a few 'white-lies'. Firstly you should have eaten the offending sh1t as it will give you that 'macho-mystique' that you so crave. Whilst your neighbour is distracted by his vomiting, you should then kill his dog as a sign of peace and coalition between your two households. Once your neighbour has been successfully lured into a false sense of security, it is time to set fire to his young daughter's snatch, and earn your brown-wings on his house.
 
#3
Death_Rowums said:
I don't know about anyone else, but there seems to be an awful lot of threads started today with the sheer intention of causing vomiting and depreavity. I will assume that they are all an attempt to earn the coverted crown of Most Depraved Arrser 2006.

Judder - I'm sorry to say this will not impress the voting masses. You may want to revise the story by adding a few 'white-lies'. Firstly you should have eaten the offending sh1t as it will give you that 'macho-mystique' that you so crave. Whilst your neighbour is distracted by his vomiting, you should then kill his dog as a sign of peace and coalition between your two households. Once your neighbour has been successfully lured into a false sense of security, it is time to set fire to his young daughter's snatch, and earn your brown-wings on his house.
and shag the dog during its death spasms. to show you really care.
 
#4
Judder said:
Any of you lot have issues with Neighbours?
Yes. It's not the same since Holly Valance left.
 
#5
Lucky_Jim said:
Judder said:
Any of you lot have issues with Neighbours?
Yes. It's not the same since Holly Valance left.
I always prefered "Home & Away" myself..........watching Kate Richie grow up/tits getting bigger..... :twisted:
 

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