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Neighbourhood whorehouse.

#1
I believe that a house just around the corner from mine is a knocking shop.. 8O

Here is the evidence for the prosecution:

1. It is inhabited by three or four ropey looking east european chicks with peroxide hair and steel teeth.

2. Although it is a smallish 3 bed terrace, (I just know, OK?) it ihas an intercom on the door, but with only one button...

3. Lots of late night comings and goings, mostly by shabby and furtive looking blokes.

4. It has stone-cladding.

So what do we think? shag-parlour or what? :?
 
#3
I need a volunteer to lead a Forlorn Hope into the place to ascertain it's true nature..
 
#4
Do you suggest a FIBUA style backdoor entry or in through the 1st floor front bedroom with scaling ladders and a few chorley grenades?

What resistance can we expect from the whooers?
 
#5
By a copy of the Sport or Sunday Sport and check the area codes on the numbers in your area of Advertised Massage parlors / Knocking shops give them a call and ask for loc stat.
 
#6
Ozgerbobble said:
Do you suggest a FIBUA style backdoor entry or in through the 1st floor front bedroom with scaling ladders and a few chorley grenades?

What resistance can we expect from the whooers?
Hmmm, I really don't know yet, Oz.


I am still working on the intelligence picture. Here is some imagery from the latest satellite pass..

 
#9
There appears to be a huge harry monk stain on the road down to the right

Is there a whiff of otter's pocket and stale ginsters cheese and onion pasty in the vicinity
 
#12
Biscuits_AB said:
That's my house you c*nt!
If it had been your house Biscuits, there would be a Hearing-Aid coloured Robin Reliant on bricks in the back garden... :D

Wait out folks, as soon as the battery for my camera is recharged, I am going to do a walk-by and get some covert snaps.. :wink:
 
#14
The pic may suggest a disabled lift at the back of the suspect house and the silver blue "stephen hawking" chariot parked in the road to the right

I suggest a covert op to ascertain the price list and state of merchandise while disguised as Jehovas witnesses
 
#16
bernoulli said:
I believe that a house just around the corner from mine is a knocking shop.. 8O

Here is the evidence for the prosecution:

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4. It has stone-cladding.

So what do we think? shag-parlour or what? :?
That's it then
 
#17
RCSignals said:
bernoulli said:
I believe that a house just around the corner from mine is a knocking shop.. 8O

Here is the evidence for the prosecution:

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4. It has stone-cladding.

So what do we think? shag-parlour or what? :?
That's it then
Does that mean that Vera Duckworth was on the game ?
 
#18
How else do you imagine Jack could afford the cash for the gee gees. I think her speciality is double anal hence the vacant facial expresssion and mouth like a puckered cats arrse.

Berny send sitrep over

Or are you sat in their front room enjoying a post coital brunch of cabbage, pickled cucumber, beetroot and bigdogscock sausage?

How were the estonian spunkbuckets?
 
#19
Ozgerbobble said:
Do you suggest a FIBUA style backdoor entry or in through the 1st floor front bedroom with scaling ladders and a few chorley grenades?

What resistance can we expect from the whooers?
Last time I was there the backdoor entry was listed as 'extras'
 
#20
I can't believe you lot. Bernie is missing, presumed gang-banged (by some gopping ex-Red Army hookers) in a grotty council house in the middle of nowhere. And nobody is doing anything.

We owe Bernie. All he was trying to do was make his neighbourhood a better place to live (or blag a freebie legover, whatever). We've gotta go in there and rescue him. God knows what'll happen to him if he's used as a human dildo by Svetlana and her mates for the tenth time this afternoon. He's probably, as we speak, on a pay-per-view internet site being beamed into Gdansk wearing a gimp mask and duct-taped to the kitchen table. The horror!

Who's with me? We need to put together a scratch rapid-entry team. I've got a hammer, some rubber gloves, a maglite and a comedy Tony Blair mask in the motor; I'll take the front door. Who's with me? GO!

V!
 

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