Neighbour from hell, 83, faces jail over campaign of 'psychological warfare' that saw her torment young mother over dead baby all because of a football in her garden | Mail Online Sounds a right demented old fucking witch here. Too old to have her windows put in, or a good slap, but not too old to be a victim of a cruel hoax. I would defo be up for letter her think I'm selling up. Saw hello to your new neighbours. I hope you'll all be very happy together... Who would you say her new neighbours are to be? a) Biker clubhouse, first English chapter of the Bandidos. Hope the Hells Angels don't pertol bomb the wrong house!!!! b) Radical Jihadist cleric, with multiple wives and kids and has lotsa brothers drop by. c) Drum n Bass MC who loves to play his choonz day and night. Loud. d) Manager of a Blood & Honour band, who lets them rehearse in the garage. e) Nudist couple with lotsa like minded friends. Can't wait for the Summer. What would you do if she was your neighbour?