Neigh, neigh lad!

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  1. Although I think it's probably the kiddy fiddling which sent him down.
  2. What did he do to potatoes?
  3. creamed them I should imagine
  4. "Why do they call you spud gun?"

    "Give me a potato and I'll show you."
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  5. Ironic that his surname is Littleboy.
  6. For the love of Baby Jebus, not the pony!!!!!
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  7. Ooohh Wilbur!!! Should I be more disturbed by the fact it was a male horse?
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Don't knock it, etc etc etc
  9. Last sentence of the article;

    He was also a police officer with North Yorkshire Police in the 1980s.

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  10. Nothing like shutting the stable-door after the horse has bolted............
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Mr Reevell said Littleboy cared for his parents, who are aged 84 and 79.

    Let us hope responsible persons have examined the toilet regions of the elderly folk for signs of penetration.

    If not I have availability next Friday morning. Next Tuesday between 16.30 and midnight and some time during the last week in June.
  12. Bloody right ,if he will shag a horse and a dog what wont he shag? ah yes...a woman