Need your help guys.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by swansea84, Apr 28, 2010.

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  1. Right Everyone im living with my missues, and her perv dad is living there to as his wife booted him for bing a total cnut. The creep is starting to really piss me off and wont move out misses wont kick him out as shes worried he wont speak to her again. I told her it wont matter because he aint got long left to live. No im not planning to kill him he SADDLY.

    So any ideas on things i can do to just wind him up piss him off.
    I pissed in his shower Gel, I trimmed my pubes with his shaver..

    So give me some things i can do to fk him off. Nothing that will kill him thou. even thou its so tempting
  2. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Give him a cup of shit for his breakfast.

    Guaranteed he'll realise that all is not well.

  3. Get into bed with him
  4. Sit at the foot of his bed at night sharpening knives.
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Invite your mother in law to stay with you. She will get rid of the cnut for you.
  6. Man up and kick him out yourself
  7. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Invite the mother in law, shag the mother in law and kick the other two fuckers out.
  8. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    I'm surprised in the initial replies nobody has suggested repeatedly fucking his daughter in front of him. Especially up the arse, with full facial finish.

    You're slipping, NAAFI residents.
  9. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    No. he'd probably enjoy that.

    I would.
  10. Then toe her up the arse and out the door when she starts bleating.

    Sell the kids.

    Buy a dog.
  11. Why not fcuk him up the arrse, in front of the daughter?
  12. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Hmm, true. He's probably only there because he's doing her as well.

    Kick your missus out for cheating on you with her dad, and then take him out on the lash to show you his swordsman skills.
  13. Id love to but its her house.
  14. Fuck no if you seen the state of it and she is 10 times worse than him
  15. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Then go back and spitroast her.

    Nice one.