Need to send some flowers

Discussion in 'The Other Half' started by ttree, Nov 30, 2009.

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  1. Hiya,

    I messed up big time and could do with sending some flowers to say sorry.
    Its a UK base, bit worried if the flower delivery will get past the guard house though. What's the likelihood of them arriving properly?

  2. 100% but expect receipient to recieve right piss taking.

  3. Are you sending flowers to a bloke??
  4. Haha, yeah its for a bloke.

    Got any better ideas?
  5. Book a room nearby, turn up. Wear very little. Drag him off.

    How's that for a start.
  6. Hehe, that can be stage 2.
    At the moment he's not speaking to me!!! :S
  7. Bonus points if you can smuggle a crack team of terrorists inside the flowers.
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You forgot the 6-pack DS. (The drinking kind :x )
  9. Nothing wrong with sending a male soldier Flowers.


    But I'd wrap the crate in brown paper and label it "Daffodils" to stand a better chance of it reaching the intended recipient intact.
  10. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Send him a basket of porn - and say sorry properly :D
  11. Haha, who BUYS porn these days!?!
    That's what the internet is for lol
  12. You are right. When we got naughty videos of ex's who piss us off.
  13. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Itll get more use than some flowers im sure ;o)
  14. flowers for a bloke? If he's not speaking to you now, once he's got them delivered by the duty gimp he'll be removing you from face book, taking your number off his phone and posting those porno gash shots of you up on the wwwinterweb.
  15. Forget the flowers, send him some Doxycycline. Clamydia doesn't respond well to remorse, good intentions or hand tied bouquets.