Need to send some flowers

#1
Hiya,

I messed up big time and could do with sending some flowers to say sorry.
Its a UK base, bit worried if the flower delivery will get past the guard house though. What's the likelihood of them arriving properly?

Cheers
 

Auld-Yin

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#8
dropshortjock said:
ttree said:
Haha, yeah its for a bloke.

Got any better ideas?
Book a room nearby, turn up. Wear very little. Drag him off.

How's that for a start.
You forgot the 6-pack DS. (The drinking kind :x )
 
#9
Nothing wrong with sending a male soldier Flowers.



But I'd wrap the crate in brown paper and label it "Daffodils" to stand a better chance of it reaching the intended recipient intact.
 

CountryGal

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#10
ttree said:
Hiya,

I messed up big time and could do with sending some flowers to say sorry.
Its a UK base, bit worried if the flower delivery will get past the guard house though. What's the likelihood of them arriving properly?

Cheers
Send him a basket of porn - and say sorry properly :D
 

CountryGal

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#13
ttree said:
Haha, who BUYS porn these days!?!
That's what the internet is for lol
Itll get more use than some flowers im sure ;o)
 
#14
flowers for a bloke? If he's not speaking to you now, once he's got them delivered by the duty gimp he'll be removing you from face book, taking your number off his phone and posting those porno gash shots of you up on the wwwinterweb.
 
#15
ttree said:
I messed up big time and could do with sending some flowers to say sorry.
Forget the flowers, send him some Doxycycline. Clamydia doesn't respond well to remorse, good intentions or hand tied bouquets.
 
#16
Too late, we'll have to see what happens tomorrow with Interflora.

He apologised to me today for some reason, not sure why, I was the one who effed up?!?!

Now I'm going to look like the prat who bought flowers to say thanks.

It was bad enough when I was the prat who bought flowers to say sorry! :S
 
#18
A cactus I can live with, its arriving with this monkey thing.

Just hope its not Roses- looks so pukeworthy.

Just need to get my ass out of the doghouse and back in the girlfirend books.
 

CountryGal

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#19
Did the catcus work at all?

Or still in doghouse?
 
#20
A bint gave me flowers once......wasn't quite sure what to make of that.....don't send him flowers...send him beer and give him a good blowjob. That should make up for whatever you did....unless it was give a tramp with an STD a blowjob.
 

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