Need some excitement

#1
Hello there my dear people, I am looking for a bit of excitement from the ladies.

No I am not here to hunt **** I have more than enough of that at home.

I have been married a long time but my husband is pretty straight ion the bedroom department. Don't get me wrong we have a fantastic love life but i am hankering after a wee drink from the furry cup so to speak.

This is a genuine request to the ladies out there who may be interested.

Before you all ask, my picture will not be gracing the gallery but if people really are interested then pm me and I will try my best to help you out, piccie wise.

Also I don't fall into the catagry of "troll" not munter.

Hope to hear from you lovely ladies soon

B&B
 
#4
I dont eat fish thank you. :x
 
#6
It dosen't have to be restricted to ladies.

I have a furry hole that you can drink from.
 
#7
wrong emote gaw dammit...i still dont eat fish though!
 
#9
bossyboots said:
wrong emote gaw dammit...i still dont eat fish though!
You didn't say that last night.

Fish
 
#10
hush..that was supposed to be a secret :oops:
 
#12
I couldn't tell really 8O
 
#15
Pay stabtiffy :eek: has the world gone completely mad??? 8O
 
#16
I'll pay him; to stick a spiked club up his hoop while I drown him.
 
#17
fish-head said:
I'll pay him; to stick a spiked club up his hoop while I drown him.
You have NEVER Been fussy Battyboy - you'd do Stabby too - Bottybasher. Still hanging around the gates at Faslane and Condor after dark cruising for Bootneck action?

On a seperate note B&B - can I watch? Maybe take my camera along too to record it for posterity?
:mrgreen:
 
#18
Just out of interest, what would you say if you found out that your 'husband' was trawling websites for a bit of c0ck? The word divorce springs to mind.
 
#19
Ting-Tong said:
Leave her alone boys

She may be shy

T-T
Shy? odd more like! "Drinking from the furry cup" is an expression more often associated with blokes who say things like:-

Your goodself

and

Yes indeedy

I've never heard a woman use that expression, nor would a woman be likely to choose a name like buggerandbuggerer, thats usually our department.

B&B, have you always been a woman, or did you use to be a double-glazing installer called keith?
 

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