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NEED SOME ADVICE - Maj and Cpl caught in the act?

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What do you do when you catch your OC (Maj - Female) locked in a shower room with one of your Cpl's (Male), with the lights out, during a piss up in your bar. When confronted she stated that he was having family problems and she was giving him some advice. I bet she was.

This is the second time they were caught in suspicious circumstances.

I cannot say where this happened aber es konnte sein dass es Deutschland war und Rheindahlen bei einer Sicherheits Einheit.
 
Talk to the Techies, get the cameras in place and dine out on the profits or blackmail the boss for a spanking CR (or just a spanking)
 
you should have walked in, popped out the big fella and said "theres only one way that this isnt going to be the talk of the town"
Black mail can be a wonderful thing in the right hands.
 
The boss woman would make a wonderful theatre nurse, if shed like to pm me ill arrange for her to come to my shower for an interview. :twisted:
 
blackpool2003 said:
What do you do when you catch your OC (Maj - Female) locked in a shower room with one of your Cpl's (Male), with the lights out, during a piss up in your bar.

You know what to do ... just get on with it. I take it that this OC is the OC of the Cpl? If so its a no brainer...
 
True, true, in those days women were where they should be now, in front of the kitchen sink!! Although, saying that. those female squaddies who take part in spit roasts and other summer related cooking activities are more than welcome to be in this modern army.
 
Bow Man is right. She is weak and must be destroyed. Commanding and leading British soldiers is the greatest privilege one can have (even ones with really big foreheads). Interfering with them, and getting them to pleasure you, whilst spouting insipid shite about emotional problems is not written anywhere on your commissioning scroll. How is she meant to maintain the respect of her men and women, and maintain faith that she will treat them all fairly, if she's getting pushed around camp by this Lance Jack in the wheelbarrow position all day, pissing sweat and making stupid porn star noises (I exaggerate for effect).
Request a confidential interview with the CO via the Adjutant with a written and signed statement, detailing the facts and the facts only, and you'll have done your duty, my son.
Hooer. Same goes for Male offr who fiddle with ORs, They're for leading, looking after and developing. And occassionally murdering when they're really naughty.
 
Theatreman said:
The boss woman would make a wonderful theatre nurse, if shed like to pm me ill arrange for her to come to my shower for an interview. :twisted:

I thought you had given up showers for lent TM?
 
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