need serious help about my medical questionaire

[kwaki1001]

im filling my medical form in to join up as infantry just neeed some help who can give help. if u can be helpful please reply and i will give u my number which we can talk over the phone,otherwise i will never stop typing thanks to somebody who can be helpful

 

[Geordie_Blerk]

If I phone you will you ask me what I'm wearing and if you can glimpse where I pee from?

 

[Proximo]

Oh dear - this is going to go horribly wrong.

Kwaki - I know that you're probably a little baffled but asking for weirdoes from the internet to cold call and discuss medical matters is just asking for trouble.

How about you ask your question in simple but guarded terms, then just create a new ID if you want to add value to ARRSE in the future?

Locked pending a move.