Need info on this ASAP lads

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dundee27, Aug 31, 2012.

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  1. Can you get in if you can't write it's for a mate help
  2. Yes, as long as you can txt.

    Wank effort btw.

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  3. I can spell H-O-L-E!
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  5. I can write but I can only read Aramaic so I don't know what I've written.
  6. Aaaaaand inevitably;

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  7. Carol can read, write and count. I would. Oh yes.

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  8. Sweet mother of god! Hello Carol!
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  9. Unfortunately for your mate, I believe the Pioneers are all being laid off.
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  10. Whereas Carol is liable to be laid on.
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  11. Of course you can but failure to use any punctuation will lead to your "mate" being rejected.
  12. Not being able to spell doesn't seem to have prevented a lot of folk getting in
  13. The Napier Deltic engine is still in use in the Royal Navy's Hunt class mine countermeasures vessels.
  14. That's the worse photoshop I've seen all week.
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  15. I enjoy mastubating in the bath and then leaving the water for my wife to use. That way if she gets pregnant I can punch her for being unfaithfull and divorce the fat bitch and take half of her inheritance which I will spend on plastic surgery to make my knob smaller so it doesn't hurt my arse as much when I fuck myself. Speaking of fucking ones self...


    much love,

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