Need info on this ASAP lads

#2
Yes, as long as you can txt.


Wank effort btw.


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#11
Can you get in if you can't write it's for a mate help
Of course you can but failure to use any punctuation will lead to your "mate" being rejected.
 
#12
Not being able to spell doesn't seem to have prevented a lot of folk getting in
 
#13
The Napier Deltic engine is still in use in the Royal Navy's Hunt class mine countermeasures vessels.
 
#15
I enjoy mastubating in the bath and then leaving the water for my wife to use. That way if she gets pregnant I can punch her for being unfaithfull and divorce the fat bitch and take half of her inheritance which I will spend on plastic surgery to make my knob smaller so it doesn't hurt my arse as much when I fuck myself. Speaking of fucking ones self...

GO AND FUCK YOURSELF YOU THROBBER.

much love,

MB
 
#18
I enjoy mastubating in the bath and then leaving the water for my wife to use. That way if she gets pregnant I can punch her for being unfaithfull and divorce the fat bitch and take half of her inheritance which I will spend on plastic surgery to make my knob smaller so it doesn't hurt my arse as much when I fuck myself. Speaking of fucking ones self...

GO AND FUCK YOURSELF YOU THROBBER.

much love,

MB
Ha ha!
You have a fat wife
You have a fat wife
You have a fat wife
You have a fat wife
You have a fat wife
You shag a fattie!

Is this you on your first date together?

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At least you don't moan about it. Oh . .err. . hang on!
 
#19
Serves your thick cunt of a mate right for not trying harder at school, I don't think the army will be too happy with an inked thumb print when he's asked to sign for something.
 

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