Need Help

Discussion in 'Classified Ads' started by Planky_grandson, Jan 18, 2007.

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  1. Can anyone tell me where I can buy a aussie slouch style hat in the Glasgow area or even rent one ?
    I have a aussie style fancy dress thing next week and was thinking of going as a digger, but no doubt most people there wouldn't get the reference.

    Cheers in advance

    Mods if this is in wrong section , work your magic please!
  2. Buy a crate of fosters and walk in with a dead backpacker over your shoulder!
    Could you get more authentic than that? :D
  3. Or a Stingray in your chest.
  4. Or grow a mullet, paint your face blue and shout FFFFREEEEEDOOOMMM!!! every couple of minutes.

    Oh, sorry, you're in Glasgow - standard behaviour :)
  5. Jump up and down a lot and pretend to be a kangaroo.....
  6. Just by a cheap panama hat and staple the one side to your head.
  7. The humourless gits vetoed my idea of the stingray idea flash, dunno why I thought it was a great tribute to a sea animal.
    And knowing the alkies that work there the fosters would have been "consficated" before I even get a chance to drink any.

    I might just "borrow" someones rugrat and just run round the office with the whining thing in my teeth and go as a dingo
  8. .........G'Day

    Get yerself a convict suite and shave yer napper...........

    That should do the trick!

    Have a good night Bruce.