Need help with my brown mess

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  1. Something has been bothering me lately and I need a bit of advice. Lately when sitting on the comfy throne to ease out a turd I’m finding that’s its not actually a cable, more like balls of varying shades of brown. Now I’ve had the big thick knobbly logs that hurt to push out, the slimey ones that glide out and the gushing liquid jets with their splash back. But never have I crapped like a rabbit, and these are big lumps that hurt to push out I hasten to add not like cute ‘wabbit poo. Is this normal? Have I eaten far too much healthy stuff lately that I need an infusion of protein in the form of a curry to get things back to normal crimpage?
  2. Check out the 'Bristol stool chart' on google.

    There are 7 types of sh1t you can mix 'n' match.

    Seriously, go see your Doc soonest.
  3. Try half a dozen pints of Guiness. That'll change things a little for you.


  4. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Better still, check out the ARRSE Poop Chart in the Arrsepedia. Arrsers do it better!