Something has been bothering me lately and I need a bit of advice. Lately when sitting on the comfy throne to ease out a turd Iâm finding thatâs its not actually a cable, more like balls of varying shades of brown. Now Iâve had the big thick knobbly logs that hurt to push out, the slimey ones that glide out and the gushing liquid jets with their splash back. But never have I crapped like a rabbit, and these are big lumps that hurt to push out I hasten to add not like cute âwabbit poo. Is this normal? Have I eaten far too much healthy stuff lately that I need an infusion of protein in the form of a curry to get things back to normal crimpage?