Need backup

#1
Coppers need not apply. Please ignore. I am facing a case whereby the respondent needs a frightener. Any vols ps pm me
 
#4
Need to frighten a big company into truth mode
 
#5
Who do you think you are one of the Wild Geese?

Can I be involved in your as yet unnamed illegal enterprise, the fact that I do not know you from Adam is no deterrent.
 
#6
spaz said:
Who do you think you are one of the Wild Geese?

Can I be involved in your as yet unnamed illegal enterprise, the fact that I do not know you from Adam is no deterrent.
My bold - and quite possibly the funniest thing I've read on this site for a while!

It's hard to agree to do something of this nature with such little info, but I'd chance my arm if you need volunteers and there little chance of a porridge based diet for the next few years being the end result.
 
#7
Tytus_Barnowl said:
Need to frighten a big company into truth mode
Got a name?- I fancy working the big bucks for a big company, defending it against a poor remake of the A-Team (except this time a bunch of no-mark walty cock suckers will be playing the main parts)
 
#8
Welcome to the new gameshow, C-O-N-S-P-I-R-A-C-Y

You too could win up to 7 years in the nick.
 
#9
You could of course contact the Los Angeles underground,look for some guys who escaped from a military prison,then if you can find them,they may help.Should be quite easy to find.They drive a big black van with a red strpe down the side.And one of them wears tons of bling.
 
#10
Tytus_Barnowl said:
Coppers need not apply. Please ignore. I am facing a case whereby the respondent needs a frightener. Any vols ps pm me
How can a van full of violent alcoholics 'scare' a 'big company'? I'd pay to watch that! :)

I'd also need a stop watch to time the inevitable police response. LOL

Jeez, lads.. please do it. :)
 

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#11
The_Civil_Civilian said:
Tytus_Barnowl said:
Coppers need not apply. Please ignore. I am facing a case whereby the respondent needs a frightener. Any vols ps pm me
How can a van full of violent alcoholics 'scare' a 'big company'? I'd pay to watch that! :)

I'd also need a stop watch to time the inevitable police response. LOL

Jeez, lads.. please do it. :)
What the hell is your Avatar, kin homo.
 
#13
Has somebody been watching that old B&W movie that was on C4 last week, "The League of Gentlemen". Jack Hawkins plans a heist using 8 former Army officers with a shady past...

I recorded it by mistake. Happy mistake 'cos it was brilliant. I suppose holiywood could re-make it and F8ck it up, though.

So.....is that idea then ? A heist ?
 
#15
walt_of_the_walts said:
spaz said:
Who do you think you are one of the Wild Geese?
'BROADSWORD CALLING DANNY BOY'
Not an auspicious start to this enterprise. That quote is from 'Where Eagles Dare'.
And Scabbers please don`t mention that classic film 'The League of Gentlemen' in the same sentence as 'hollywood remake'.
 
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#16
Tytus_Barnowl said:
Coppers need not apply. Please ignore. I am facing a case whereby the respondent needs a frightener. Any vols ps pm me
Well if someone knows where they are, and they can contact them, you could always call upon the A Team.
 
#17
Tytus_Barnowl said:
Coppers need not apply. Please ignore. I am facing a case whereby the respondent needs a frightener. Any vols ps pm me
What could possibly go wrong?
 
#18
slick said:
walt_of_the_walts said:
spaz said:
Who do you think you are one of the Wild Geese?
'BROADSWORD CALLING DANNY BOY'
Not an auspicious start to this enterprise. That quote is from 'Where Eagles Dare'.
And Scabbers please don`t mention that classic film 'The League of Gentlemen' in the same sentence as 'hollywood remake'.
How about dealing with the company like this:

Col. Faulkner: There's your killing ground. Take Tosh and four other men and set up a field of fire. Rafer and I will go deep around and take them in the flank.
 
#20
Biscuits_AB said:
Tytus_Barnowl said:
Coppers need not apply. Please ignore. I am facing a case whereby the respondent needs a frightener. Any vols ps pm me
Well if someone knows where they are, and they can contact them, you could always call upon the A Team.
Try and keep up!

Re: Need backup
Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:00 am

You could of course contact the Los Angeles underground,look for some guys who escaped from a military prison,then if you can find them,they may help.Should be quite easy to find.They drive a big black van with a red strpe down the side.And one of them wears tons of bling.
 

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