Need a new name for The Plod

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Blogg, Jun 21, 2007.

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  2. Peelers on Wheelers?
     
  3. "TO THE BURGER VAN BOYS!"
     
  4. Perhaps its so fat bast*rd plods like these two can get out on the beat without loosing breath :lol: [​IMG] :lol:
     
  5. They've been watching Jamie and his magic torch!!

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  6. 'The Trundle'?
     
  7. Lazy cnuts
     
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Derek
     
  9. Looks like something Apple designed. An iPlod, perhaps?
     
  10. Undoubtably to be issued to PCSO's in order to save them from the hardship of walking around (their job) though i think that they'll block the roads up if they patrol in their normal manner. (in three's)
     
  11. I wonder what the charges would be if any of us poor plebs were caught driving an unlicensed motor vehicle on the pavement?
     
  12. Peeler's Wheels!

    It'd be too damned tempting to just stick your arm out and clothesline em!
     
  13. I think they'd look better with twin linked Tazers on the front and batons sticking out of the wheels, bodecia style, for taking out chavs.
     
  14. [​IMG]

    It's cheaper, keeps you fitter and doesn't make you look a total cnut