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  1. try this! A3, A2, A1? Pissh. Bring on these 10 minute briefings!!!!!!

    Try this :

    An essay on intelligence corps
    Think back to the first time you ever heard of intelligence corps. The constantly changing fashionable take on intelligence corps demonstrates the depth of the subject. Given that its influence pervades our society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that intelligence corps is rarely given rational consideration by socialists, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of intelligence corps. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of intelligence corps.

    Social Factors

    While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he saw clearly into the human heart. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, intelligence corps raises the question 'why?'

    Recent thought on intelligence corps has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

    Economic Factors

    Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will study the Simple-Many-Pies model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates. Inflation

    intelligence corps

    What a splendid graph. Obviously inflation is in financial terms 'holding hands with intelligence corps.' The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

    Political Factors

    No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

    Take a moment to consider the words of award winning journalist Vatusia Shandy 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to intelligence corps this is clearly true. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then intelligence corps makes a good case for being the icing.

    I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for intelligence corps?

    We can conclude that the intelligence corps has a special place in the heart of mankind. It enriches, influences the influencers, and is always fashionably late.

    Let's finish with a thought from star Keanu Cruise: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]


    [1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing

    [2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

    [3] Your intelligence corps - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing
  2. FN Blood
    I seem to recall a collection of people with a gift for foreign languages. However, they all looked like redundant head-waiters
  3. At weekends @ 111 Pro Coy

    I seem to recall one or two languagespeaking blokes who sh@gged all the ( female) teachers whilst the RMPs just all lay around P155ed!!

    We're taking the language of lurve hear ORC!!!

    (Report any sightings to Herford Mil 2222)
  4. LOL, "proverb generator"

    I thought "'fish, my head, George Bush" WAS a proverb
  5. Hoon is the root of all evil.

    Very true.