Give over man. It's only shagging a few stiffs.Jings, the grief you feel when a loved one has died is something you don't wish on anybody - but then imagine how the relatives would feel after this weirdo had 'desecrated' your loved ones corpse. This scum deserves to be imprisoned indefinitely. I hope the people he's put in prison with find out and then give him some proper justice.
That was when I kicked it into touch and joined up.One of our local village pub regulars was a creepy old fcuker who was an undertakers assistant.
With his cold, clammy hands he'd describe the 'tasty bit of skirt' he'd recently 'prepared'.
The way he spoke left us in no doubt that he got really involved in a 'hands on' fashion at work.
The local women were delighted at the prospect of becoming a client of his, and to further wind them up we would speculate as to how 'thorough' he was.
I doubt he ever progressed past being an assistant, as I believe it was 'dead mans shoes' for the top job.
Given that she (presumably) couldn't give informed consent I'm surprised that feminists aren't demanding he be charged with actual rape as well as "sexual penetration of a body" and possibly desecration of a corpse.At least he waited until they were dead before getting rapey.