Neck correction, wind in 6 clicks.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ambush-set, Nov 28, 2011.

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  1. How many times and what has been the funniest neck correction you have had to issue to a necky cunt???
     
  2. "Come back and impress me when you've got more than nine posts in the bank."
     
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  3. Phase 2 Recruit said that he thought I was being a bit harsh by discharging him after he was charged for fighting down town and AWOL (He really was a useless little c**t).

    My response of "Harsh" was posting him to a unit and leaving them with s shit pile of admin before sending him to Afghan where he was more likely to get his opos killed than actually do something worthwile out there!
     
  4. I think the servers on here will crash if everyone posts about their experiences correcting Whet on a few minor points of fact.
     
  5. cloudbuster you have a whiff of STAB about you, because only a part time soldier and full time wanker would make a boring comment about impressing you with how many posts i have. If you want impressing get a UV light and read my name behind your TV, your missus loves it...
     
  6. Not remotely close. You asked for a neck-correction and got one. You need to work a lot harder on your wit.

    So your real name is Video In? Thought it was Necky Twat.
     
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  7. I'm sat here taking notes - this is impressive stuff!
     
  8. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    Ambush, you couldn't be more wrong about Cloudbuster.

    I do believe I've inhaled his farts at 1500 ft above Crossmaglen on more than one occasion and am almost sure he did beyond the full 22.
     
  9. Fixed it for you. I think ambush set will find it hilarious now.

    (You made me chuckle anyway. There again, I spent 12 months in the TA so that probaby explains it.)
     
  10. Hope i havent got your hairy back up.
     
  11. That's uncommonly kind of you.

    Was that for me? It's been a very long time since I last let a chopsy sprog get a rise out of me.
     
  12. Keep it cool matron, i have a Queens Golden Jubilee medal dont you know. Would use your quote but effing machine is having a moment.
     
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Sir may find the 16½ a tad snug with a tie. May I suggest a 17?
     
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  14. Woo-hoo. Impressive.
     
  15. Praise from Ceasar, what next a boss that's not a cunt...