Nazi Breakfast

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by radiorental, Jul 4, 2011.

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  1. Do you know what they used to feed German Fliers for breakfast?

    — LuftWaffels! :-D
  2. Oh dear lord!
  3. wow that joke put me straight into the mindset of a German soldier of the embattled and surround 6th army in Stalingrad, facing up to numerous T-34's and supporting infantry whilst down to the last few rations and bullets.

    In other words I wanted to redecorate the walls with my brains using a luger.
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  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    When they were flying over the middle east it was Lufthamza.

    I know. That would get me twatted in a bar but this is the internet. LuftHamza. Geddit?
  5. Not Reich Crispies??

    Edited to add...TAXI....
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  6. That's fecking daft. Good though. :-D
  7. It's all pope tarts these days.
  8. They should reconvene the Nuremberg Trials and charge you with War Crimes against comedy!:shock:
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  9. My Transylvanian-German mother in law prefers:


    the evil bitch...........
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  10. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    They had a cold continental breakfast after Hitler went mad when the gas bill came in...
  11. Don't know what to have this morning, Fuhrer and fibre or eva bran flakes. Must keep my bowels efficent.